People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015
After A Place for Sascha, we needed something light and upbeat. However, my hope is that you find this similar in one aspect, and that’s the aspect of hope and promise. It should answer the questions I’ve received about how Fitz and Harry initially adapted to being in a relationship. This novella takes place between AB chapter 34 and the epilogue.
As always, I have a lengthy preamble, but I decided to save it and let you make of this what you will. All I’ll say is: I’ve always appreciated the view that sex is awkward and funny, and if you’re not laughing, you’re not doing it with the right person :) Hope you enjoy.
**Note: a little bit smutty a lot of the time. If it makes you uncomfortable to read, no worries! You already know how Farry ended up!
Harry: hey do you mind locking that door
Zayn: fuck your door
Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING
theo: [refuses to eat his vegetables]
greg: the fame has destroyed my family…..